Cool story, bro.
person: you only like ____ because of his looks
me: yeah that's why i bought his album, to listen to his face.
Me: Afraid to answer phones.
Me: Afraid to answer the door.
Me: Afraid to order food.
Me: Afraid to be in a room full of people I don't know.
Me: Afraid to talk to people on Tumblr.
Me: Afraid to talk to people in real life.
friend: there's a life outside the internet
me: send me the link
Black Moustache